I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special
My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
WHO DID THIS
my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
Sex is great. I get it. Who doesn’t love sex? But it seems like that’s all that matters to anyone anymore. Where is the love? I want the intimacy and the Late night talks. I want to take you on dates and hold your hand in front of your parents. I want to kiss you in the middle of a crowded restaurant and take turns using cheesy pick up lines on each other until we both are laughing like crazy people. Those things are pleasurable too.
this is Alice in Wonderland
all of these are fuckin weird I want 20 of each